Purpose

Dear Web Surfer(s) Interested in Hodgkins:

Hi! I'm sick. send me money!!! haha. Just kidding (I am sick, but I'm not coughing and sneezing... send me money anyway!) As a 15 year old entrepreneur I was certainly hoping to write a valuable web site during the summer of 1997, but this really wasn't what I had in mind. But since I have to go through all this treatment crap and know some experiences, I might as well share them with you, cause if something happened to me I would want someone to have written something like this!!!! (Really, I don't always think just of myself, I'm a good person!!!)

Why Me?

I got Hodgkins from a curse, most people just get it because. But heck, now we are both in the same boat, so who cares how I got it, let's get to getting rid of it! I was diagnosed with Stage 2b (to my best knowledge) on March somethingith 1997 when I was 15. Statistically I am one of around 7,000 childhood cancer cases cases in '97, and probably had more of a chance of winning the lottery than getting this disease! But I did, so I am here to blabber on about it. Thank the government that they let this kind of junk be posted. :)

So I got it, Now What?

Beat it. It is a wimp. Step on it. Spit on it. Take it out for dinner (uhh?) Make your insurance company wish you were never born (and they really mean it!!) Stick out your veins and say... "Die Sucker!!!" just a hint, if you are getting chemotherapy, try to get a port-a-cath put in. It saves your veins and doesn't hurt much when they stick ya!!

Are you really just a 15 year old pretending to have Hodgkins and writing a web site for money?

Heck No! I am sick! Send me a SASE and I'll send you five of my pretty former hairs to prove it! Eh... but the web site DOES help support my Prednisone diet. Eat Eat Eat, that's all I ever do. Well, pretend you are enjoying your visit, and take a look around! :)

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