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Reasons to Get a Speeding Ticket
10.)You thought you'd get a reward if you got more "points."
9.) Your imaginary friend was having a baby.
8.) Your Taco Bell gift certificate was about to expire and it was almost midnight.
7.) Test driving a new car. Had to have a thorough test.
6.)You enjoy meeting new people, particularly in uniforms.
5.)You enjoy flashing lights behind you.
4.)(After speeding up) You enjoy sirens and flashing lights behind you.
3.)You can pay by credit card and you almost have enough miles for a flight.
2.)It wasn't you driving, it was your pet monkey.
1.)"Ticket? I wasn't even speeding, honey!"
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