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Reasons to Take a Sick Day

10.)Pet monkey was sick.
9.) Ran out of personal days.
8.) Sale. Somewhere. Does it matter where?
7.) Your child just got in trouble for faking a note to school. You wanted them to fake one for your boss to see if they could "do better."
6.)You can't fit in all the Star Wars movies into one evening anymore.
5.)Out of hair spray.
4.)Out of deodorant.
3.)Practicing roles for acting class. Your role was "Person calling off sick for work."
1.)I could have taken a sick day today?

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