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Ways to Lose Your Cell Phone

10.)You were drinking on the edge of a pier and mistakenly tossed the phone into the ocean instead of the bottle when you finished.
9.) It Jumped from your pocket.
8.) You lost it in a bet.
7.) Court order.
6.)It was banned at the new cult you joined.
5.)It's fashionable.
4.)There was an EMP. That makes it useless.
3.)Your contract ran out and no one "bailed" you out.
2.)You went to jail, and no one would bail you out.
1.)It's not lost, your pet monkey just hid it.

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