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 It's totally appropriate to carry any number of
electronic, battery-operated gadgets in leather cases on
your belt. |
You know the difference between a hacker and a cracker. That's a great
tidbit for a cocktail party conversation.
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You get to run the LAN party. |
In dating, getting a "no" from a potential date is not
necessarily the end, due to conditional statements several
elseifs may follow. |
 You get to
go to parties with other geeks with free food and soda.
Okay, they're called programming contests, but that still
counts, right? |
 Free as in
beer. Free as in beer. |
 If you're
a female in a Comp Sci class, you have a statistically
significant possibility of finding one of your classmates
attractive, considering almost all the rest are male. |
 In the situation above, your chance
of that particular guy liking you back is very high, because
you may be the only female. |
 People think Computer Science
majors are really smart, can solve problems, and like
caffeine. At least one is correct
for any given student. |
 1. After forking, you can freely kill your
child (processes) at will. |
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