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 People call you instead of using MySimon and DealTime. |
 You have 16 co-branded credit cards, and you only use each one for the online store it's branded with. |
 You write nasty e-mails to Amazon every time their recommendation is slightly off from your true taste. |
 Your pet monkey asks you once a week to find him the cheapest bananas online. |
 The FedEx guy parks his truck in front of your house for over an hour every day, and recently has been taking his lunch breaks there. |
 When you and your friends get together to go shopping, you all sit in the living room, network your computers together, and connect to the Internet through a DSL connection. |
 You haven't gone to a mall or department store since the late 60's. (You worked with the department of defense in building the first online shopping gateway for the Internet.) |
 You have a constant supply of food and beverages coming to your door so you don't have to stop shopping, and all of it was ordered online. |
 Your pet monkey is allowed to sign for packages. |
 You've nodded to everything listed above, but you have an online shopping site open in another browser window. |
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