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Ways to tell You're an Internet Addict!

10.)You prefer to be contacted by e-mail.
9.)You spend more money on Internet access in a month than you do on gasoline for your car.
8.)You no longer own a car, because you sold it at an online auction.
7.)Tech support refers their tough questions to you.
6.)You haven't ordered pizza by phone for years.
5.)When you can't get online your vocal profanities fill the room.
4.)People think your bilingual because you speak in HTML.
3.)Your phoneline is always busy and you don't even have a teenage daughter.
2.)No one knows your real name -- they refer to you solely by your handle.
1.)Your spouse lives on another continent and you've yet to met them in person.

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