Ways to Void your Score on SAT Day
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Start humming the theme song to the Simpsons.
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Whisper to your imaginary friend in the seat next to you.
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Bring a calculator with a QWERTY keyboard.
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Stare at the corner of the desk the next to you, just suspiciously enough to look like your cheating.
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Sit on the desk and start meditating during breaks.
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Write your answers in finger paint.
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Hit on your proctor.
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Wiggle in your seat and when the proctor asks if you are okay say you have ants in your pants.
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Fill in the circles in the name section so it spells obscenities.
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Have the answers for section 3 intercepted mid-beam while you are "messaging" a friend with your Palm computer's infrared capabilities.
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