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Things to Say at a Funeral!

10.)What's that smell?
9.)So who's that sleeping in the box?
8.)I wouldn't be caught dead in that outfit.
7.)I would have loaned him my good rope if I'd known what he was using it for!
6.)(to the widow) Now that you're single, how about a date?
5.)It must suck to be dead.
4.)(crying) I guess this means I'm out of the buck he owes me! :~(
3.)When do we eat?
2.)Can I have his car?
1.)People sure look stupid dead.

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