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Things to do while having your teeth Cleaned!

10.)Fart quietly and see how long it takes the hygentist to notice!
9.)Kindly inform your dentist that he or she has a piece of food stuck in their mouth.
8.)Ask if your dentist will get you a discount on the taco-flavored dental floss!
7.)Tell your dentist that your pet monkey recieved a dental hygiene scholarship.
6.)Vomit uncontrollably.
5.)Pee in your pants.
4.)Ask for beer-flavored tooth paste!
3.)Suck on their fingers while they are in your mouth!
2.)Pick your nose!

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