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Ways to get your pet off the Furniture!

10.)Say "Please!"
9.)File a lawsuit.
8.)Pull them off.
7.)Feed them.
6.)Hire a professional negotiator.
5.)Beat them over the head with that newspaper!
4.)Get rid of the furniture and just sit on the floor!
3.)Pet the air in the kitchen and maybe they will get off to come laugh at you!
2.)Pretend they don't exist and maybe they will disappear!
1.)Let them stay there and just sit on top of them!

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