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Reasons to give for missing the Toilet!

10.)I was "distracted."
9.)I fainted.
8.)I forgot to put the cordless phone down!
7.)The toilet moved!
6.)I was trying to eat a taco!
5.)I only have one hand!
4.)I thought I was done!
3.)I didn't miss, it's just your imagination!
2.)I'm partially blind in my left eye.
1.)I couldn't breathe, because SOMEONE stunk the bathroom up before me!

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