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Don't change it, just say you are conserving energy. |
Carry it to business meetings, and then when someone asks you a question, hold it over your head and say you are all out of fresh ideas. |
Try to recharge it. |
Collect a boxful, then sneak into a neighbors house and change all of their bulbs and tell them them their electricity was cut off. |
Mount it and watch it instead of the TV. |
Drop it in the community pond and see if it floats. |
Take it to a rock concert and hold it in front of you and wave it around (because you are too cheap to buy a lighter). |
Smash it with a hammer. |
Sell it to a stupid kid on the street. |
Hold it upside-down in the middle of a flat field during a thunderstorm, wait for lightning, and then watch it glow! |
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