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Things to do with a burnt out light bulb!

10.)Don't change it, just say you are conserving energy.
9.)Carry it to business meetings, and then when someone asks you a question, hold it over your head and say you are all out of fresh ideas.
8.)Try to recharge it.
7.)Collect a boxful, then sneak into a neighbors house and change all of their bulbs and tell them them their electricity was cut off.
6.)Mount it and watch it instead of the TV.
5.)Drop it in the community pond and see if it floats.
4.)Take it to a rock concert and hold it in front of you and wave it around (because you are too cheap to buy a lighter).
3.)Smash it with a hammer.
2.)Sell it to a stupid kid on the street.
1.)Hold it upside-down in the middle of a flat field during a thunderstorm, wait for lightning, and then watch it glow!

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