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 It was empty. |
To let everyone know you just went to Taco Bell.
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It was in your contract. |
It's contagious. Someone installed running the "Compulsive Update App" coughed on you. |
 You love attention. |
 You hate attention. The post you made reads, "Ignore me. I hate attention." |
 Boredom. It merely reads, "I just updated my Facebook Status." |
 You lost your laptop, desktop, cell phone, and credit card. You wanted to
let everyone know it'd be impossible for you to get on Facebook. Or buy a new laptop, desktop, or cell phone. |
 Your monkey bribed you with bananas. |
 You saw this list. |
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