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 Your bowel movements. |
 Your hamster's exercise schedule. |
 That strange itching, burning sensation. |
 "I still can't believe it's not butter." |
 Like, oh my God, like. [repeat 10x with random words in-between]. |
 Dirt. |
 [On a rainy day] Mud. |
 Your dust bunny army from your living room is planning a pre-emptive attack on the dust bunny forces in your dining room. |
 Your imaginary friend cheated on your other imaginary friend and you're incredibly frustrated. |
 Why would you write a blog? That's what your pet monkey's for! |
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