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Reasons to Start a Cult.
You're not getting the respect you deserve as fry guy.
You think it will look good on your resume.
Your current religion limits alcohol to just wine during services.
The SEC probably won't investigate you.
Everyone else is starting one.
Group health insurance.
Your pet monkey suggested it in your daily pep talk.
Group rates to amusement parks.
It's more cost effective to feed two hundred than just three or four.
You're not only a member, you're also a supreme being.
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