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 Do all your homework. |
 Go to sleep early. |
 Have your best friend over to hang out in your three-foot-high indoor tent. |
 Work yet again on your plans for total world domination. |
 Lobby for all other days of the week to be removed so that every day is Friday. |
 Hire someone else to do the lobbying for you so you can do other, less productive things. |
 Clean all your old tacos out of the fridge. |
 Go around from bar to bar, having nothing to drink, simply stating "I'm sure glad it's Friday." |
 Have your pet monkey give you a long, relaxing massage. |
 You know. That doll starting with the letter "B." But lock "K" in the closet first. |
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