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 The cat gets to sit in the front seat on long car rides. |
 Your cat gets taken out to dinner more often than you do. |
 On your answering machine, you're mailbox #3. (Your cat is #2.) |
 On your answering machine, you're mailbox #3. (Your cat is #1.) |
 There's never any toilet paper but there's always plenty of cat litter. |
 At Christmas, your spouse includes the cat's name on Christmas cards, but sometimes forgets to list your name. |
 When your spouse gets home, you always hear "Meow Meow Meow" before "Honey, I'm home!" |
 When your spouse leaves messages before they leave, they always place them at the very bottom of the fridge. |
 Your cat is in the will, but you're not. In the event of your cat's death, your cat's kittens are next on the list. |
 Your spouse left you... and the cat's gone, too. |
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