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Ways to Know you're Cheap!
You attend a weekly coupon club.
You've been driving on the spare tire for over three months.
Fast food is your idea of fine dining.
You spend more time counting change during a single week than you spend at church.
You're outraged when the price of a can of soda goes up a nickel.
You haven't purchased a name brand product in the past ten years.
You take the pennies from the container next to the cash register.
Your family gets presents a week after Christmas because you love that fifty-percent discount.
Matinee. Every time.
Ramen flavors correspond to days of the week in your home.
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