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Ways to Get Lost!
Follow your instincts.
Lose your directions.
Wear your sunglasses at night.
Follow the stars -- if it's daytime.
Forget what state you're in.
Forget what country you're in.
Spill coffee on your map.
Ask your pet monkey to read the directions and follow the map.
Let the batteries die in your GPS tracker.
Let a man drive.
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