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Things to do during a Sermon

10.)Sleep.
9.)Pick your nose.
8.)Laugh at ridiculous religious jokes.
7.)Check out some of the attractive people in the choir.
6.)Blow your nose -- really, really loud.
5.)Turn off your hearing aid.
4.)Grin as if you had a pleasant week.
3.)Raise your hand.
2.)Write a top ten list cause your so damn bored.
1.)Say 'Amen!' once your pet monkey - the visiting preacher - is done.


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