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 "My monkey tried to commit suicide and I had to talk him out of it!" |
 "I fell and I couldn't get up!" |
 "I had to shovel my driveway!" (as the boss looks outside and notices its summer) |
 "You see, it's really a long story, and I've got so much to do! How about I just tell ya later?" *fake smile* |
 "I thought it was Saturday!" |
 (after being rejected with the previous reason) "I thought it was Sunday!" |
 "See, I stopped at the red traffic light, and I swear it never turned green!" |
 "I had to help the old lady cross the street!" |
 "My monkey forgot to set his alarm again, see, and I had to drive him to preschool." |
 "Oh my gosh! I thought you fired me yesterday! The only reason I came today was to clean out the office!" |
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