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 What's that smell? |
 So who's that sleeping in the box? |
 I wouldn't be caught dead in that outfit. |
 I would have loaned him my good rope if I'd known what he was using it for! |
 (to the widow) Now that you're single, how about a date? |
 It must suck to be dead. |
 (crying) I guess this means I'm out of the buck he owes me! :~( |
 When do we eat? |
 Can I have his car? |
 People sure look stupid dead. |
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