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Reasons to give for not having a Telephone!
10.)"I live in a fourth world country!"
9.)"The ringing scares me!"
8.)"I hate telemarketers!"
7.)"I'm deaf!"
6.)"I'm blind!"
5.)"The dialtone scares me!"
4.)"It's against my religion!"
3.)"I can just get carryout!"
2.)"People never look me in the eye when I talk to them!"
1.)"I have an answering machine, so why do I need a phone?"

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