1-
How many cups of a caffeinated beverage did you consume today (if
it is before 6am, please use your totals from the previous day)?
a) none
b) a few
c) I don't got that many fingers,
dude.
2-
Do you like your coffee regular or decaf?
a) decaf
b) regular
c) I like Jolt damnit! Give me my
Jolt!
3-
Who makes Jolt Cola?
a) I don't know.
b) Hang a sec, I'll check this can
next to my monitor.
c) Wet Planet, duh!
4-
What's the Jolt Cola Logo?
a) I never seen it.
b) A lightning bolt through the O in
Jolt.
c) A lightning bolt through the O in
Jolt with a red shadow.
5-
What's is the proper way to spell the drug that this page is about?
a) this page is about a drug?
b) caffeine
c) Hey man, I missed the question
while I was sipping my Dew... repeat por favor?
6-
What is better, a beer or a Mountain Dew?
a) they both taste like piss.
b) beer.
c) DEW DEW DEW!
7-
What is the meaning of life?
a) to multiply and be fruitful.
b) to die and return as a taco.
c) CAFFEINE BUZZES!
8-
What does MSG make food taste like?
a) was MSG?
b) CHICKEN!
c) I just spilled my freakin' coffee
all over my keyboard. Come again?
9-
How many letters are there in the word caffeine?
a) 3
b) 8
c) Hey... my can of Dew says... LETS
GO FOR BOTH!
10-
Is this your second time taking the quiz?
a) no
b) yes
c) no, third (or more)